NO: Welcome to the Powow. Can I offer you some maize?

Hey, I'm all for Native Americans. Teepee it up! You were here first and all. Yet when the Indian Spirit starts filtering down to downright scary accessories like these, I start thinking maybe this wasn't meant to be. Moccassins? Sure, they're comfy and cute. Embroidered knee high stilletto boots? Close, but no cigar Chief.

But that's just my opinion; you tell me. YES OR NO?

NO: You Wear What You Eat

This brings a whole new meaning to "You are what you eat". Craziness. The salad dress is sold at an actual clothing store, Nature Moms. The other three are made by a private designer. Not so yummy... so I have to say NO.

But that's just my opinion; you tell me. YES OR NO?

NO: But yes, they actually sell these.

While I was on the Hot Topic site, I was convinced this was a joke. I was thinking I was on Punk'd via the internet or something. Alas, this is not a joke. They actually sell these things at Hot Topic. The first skirt is typical of Hot Topic I guess, but after that it just got weird. If and when I join the circus, I will go buy the last one. The best part is, I saw a question about these on Yahoo Answers, and some girl commented "OMG these are so cute. I'm going to get on in every color". I sincerely hope that was sarcasm.

But that's just my opinion; you tell me: YES OR NO?

NO: As if the normal Crocs weren't bad enough...

For the past couple months, I've been hoping that Crocs would be the next big company to go bankrupt. I've always thought their clogs were a waste of rubber. Unfortunately, not only are they still in business, but they are also churning out hideous footwear such as this. Good for my website. Bad for the millions of people that don't have any fashion sense out there. I secretly hope I see someone on the streets wearing these just so I can laugh. :)

But that's just my opinion; you tell me: YES OR NO?

NO: Ahoy there, pirate pants!

Straight from Ami Clubwear (probably one of the cheapest stores in America), these piratelicious pants hopefully won't reach any sea-faring individuals' closets any time soon.

But that's just my opinion; you tell me: YES OR NO?