YES: Hot Pink Flats

Sometimes I get up in the morning and get dressed only to later notice that I am wearing drab, monochrome clothes. If I had these shoes, that would change everything. Add these shoes to any basic, unoriginal outfit and you just got yourself style. Love, love, love these. Thanks Jimmy Choo. You get a YES.

But thats just my opinion; you tell me: YES or NO?

NO: Bodysuits

There aren't words in the dictionary to describe this disaster. Catastrophic I suppose would come closest to what I'm trying to convey. I can't decide which one is the worst either. I always say on here that I secretly can't wait to see real people wearing the NO's in public. And while I was at the mall yesterday, I saw someone wearing one similar to the first one of these. The only difference was it was made out of navy blue spandex. It was pretty scarring.

But that's just my opinion; you tell me! YES OR NO?

NO: Your Grandmother's Former Semitropical Wardrobe

Personally, I think fashion should move forward instead of going back in time. Wear the first skirt, from Wet Seal, and you'd be on the prairie in the 1800's. Wear the second skirt, from Forever 21, and you'd be on an island in the 1960's. Unfortunately, I can't lend you my time machine today, so please refrain from wearing these. That's why I say...NO!

But that's just my opinion; you tell me. YES OR NO?

NO: Welcome to the Powow. Can I offer you some maize?

Hey, I'm all for Native Americans. Teepee it up! You were here first and all. Yet when the Indian Spirit starts filtering down to downright scary accessories like these, I start thinking maybe this wasn't meant to be. Moccassins? Sure, they're comfy and cute. Embroidered knee high stilletto boots? Close, but no cigar Chief.

But that's just my opinion; you tell me. YES OR NO?

NO: You Wear What You Eat

This brings a whole new meaning to "You are what you eat". Craziness. The salad dress is sold at an actual clothing store, Nature Moms. The other three are made by a private designer. Not so yummy... so I have to say NO.

But that's just my opinion; you tell me. YES OR NO?

NO: But yes, they actually sell these.

While I was on the Hot Topic site, I was convinced this was a joke. I was thinking I was on Punk'd via the internet or something. Alas, this is not a joke. They actually sell these things at Hot Topic. The first skirt is typical of Hot Topic I guess, but after that it just got weird. If and when I join the circus, I will go buy the last one. The best part is, I saw a question about these on Yahoo Answers, and some girl commented "OMG these are so cute. I'm going to get on in every color". I sincerely hope that was sarcasm.

But that's just my opinion; you tell me: YES OR NO?

NO: As if the normal Crocs weren't bad enough...

For the past couple months, I've been hoping that Crocs would be the next big company to go bankrupt. I've always thought their clogs were a waste of rubber. Unfortunately, not only are they still in business, but they are also churning out hideous footwear such as this. Good for my website. Bad for the millions of people that don't have any fashion sense out there. I secretly hope I see someone on the streets wearing these just so I can laugh. :)

But that's just my opinion; you tell me: YES OR NO?

NO: Ahoy there, pirate pants!

Straight from Ami Clubwear (probably one of the cheapest stores in America), these piratelicious pants hopefully won't reach any sea-faring individuals' closets any time soon.

But that's just my opinion; you tell me: YES OR NO?